"'be a plumber instead'-(i felt like screaming)- 'and have your fucking king-size fridge full of venison sausages, chilled aquavit and Malvern spring water, and look at your color TV with remote-control switch and cuddle a .30-.30 on your lap, waiting for teh deer season when all sensible citizens will be in their cellars with sandbags stacked around them."

-William S. Burroughs