You know what?
I have nothing important worth writing about but a lot worth saying. I want to write a few things anyway and just save the talking for later.

My co-worker (who we will nickname, "God Jr.") bought me a fucking navy blue hoodie with Obama's face on the back of it. The front just simply says, "America's First Black President". I'm pretty happy about that.

Also, I have realized today that my diet pretty much consists of meatballs and cookies...and cigarettes if you want to count that as a food, which I do.